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I try and wake him up with a nut rub.. And he looks at me and says 'you stupid horny b****' and rolls over. Wtf?!
My online girl friend is a pain in the a**. I'd vowed to never have one, now I have for years and she can't move her a** to even visit. She's lazy, has nothing holding her back, has the money and the opportunity but can't get past the fact that it's scary. It's destroying what little we have built up over the years, and every time we talk, I'm just aggravated. Now, even if we do meet, I just want to slap her fir ... read more
I feel the pressure, because size really does matter. I hate that because I'm black, a culture where the male of the species is known for being hung, then there's me, I have suffered so much over the last 8 years... Dam! I can't believe its almost been a decade, as a result of my troubles (absolute planet of them) my sex life has been patchy to say the least
It bugs me that you can't italicize on muttr, facebook and twitter.
I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)
Today I picked up some rope at Rona. And when I got back, I Google how to tie a noose.
I honestly don't know what the hell to do, and i need advice. so me and this guy met at the beginning of the school year and we hit it off pretty well. three weeks or so ago we hung out and we hooked up (; he seemed really into me after that for some time but i can't control my emotions so i didnt let him pursue me, i kinda pursued him. needless to say he started kinda standing me up for dates and not really act ... read more
Seriously, does anyone else find it quite odd how this year there's been so much damn talk about the year 2012, leading right up to the "2012" movie? hmmm...
How not to pick up girls: Part II Idiot2 was sighted throwing rocks at my window aprox 9:30pm when I refused to answer his text. Most people would realize: not answering is just a polite way of saying go f*** yourself.
I cant stand when i see white police oficers are always pulling over black people for no reason dont bother black people!!!! i get really frustrated.I JUST WANT WHITE PEOPLE TO BUZZ OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE WHEN I GET A CHANCE IM GOING ON A TALK SHOW AND EVERYTHING. If only blacks can have slavery on white folks it'll make it all better white people think their so better then us. Me and my cousins would whip white ... read more
So I looked at my girlfriends missed call log and it was empty. I asked her about it and she said she deleted it last night... however I had called her 3 times this morning... all unanswered. When I told her that she said "Oh, I must have also deleted it this morning and forgot." Should I believe her? And if I do, should I be wondering why did she deleted her call-log twice in a 12 hour period? I mean, I never d ... read more
Seriously, f*** you you whore. Sleeping with 30 plus guys and being only 22 years old makes you disgusting. I will not let you ruin a perfectly happy relationship with my boyfriend and I of almost 2 years. You WERE best friends, but you're disgusting, so f*** off of him. He's mine, not yours, get over it, before I come find you. =]
I want to f*** a blond instead of a brunette for a change...
I finish my work in like 5 mins, and my teacher never lets me read or do other HW. Wat the heck am I sposed to do?!?!?!
I'm sick of all these whinners who have nothing good to muttr about, you're alone, you're girlfriend left you, you parents hate you. Nobody cares muttr something interesting I go on here everyday for some entertainment. Grow a pair!
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