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Americans should have higher taxes... or they should lower the taxes in norway... both works fine for me...
I'm trying out for cheerleading, but I don't believe a "bigger" girl like me is gonna make it.
My boyfriend's ex irritates me so f***ing much. Sometimes I fantasize about beating him to a pulp.
I feel like such a terrible girlfriend and a hypocrite. How can I ask you if I should ever suspect you of cheating and turn right around and cheat on you ? I can't blame you for being so far away. I miss you and I am so sorry. I should've said no. I should've stopped him and not even put myself in that situation. I don't know what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking. If you knew what happened tonight, we'd be done ... read more
Unless you plan to travel internationally, the only reason you would need to speak Spanish in the United States is if you're a drug dealer or a border guard. Why don't schools have more variety in their language education? Maybe an elementary curriculum in basic linguistics, so kids have a head start in learning languages in general, and then middle school and up, access to more than just Spanish. When they keep ... read more
Right so it turns out my ex did something indecently gross 4 years ago, one of my current boy toys told me about it last night when he realised I used to date him, when I left his he was fine at least thats what I thought but now he's deleted me on facebook- really dont understand how him being an idiot, means I get pushed out of your life, jesus you snort cocaine and get pissed as part of a quiet weekend, reall ... read more
For those of you that have heard of and or play League of Legends, you'll understand this... Riot REALLY needs to do something about their whole match making system. It's flat out TERRIBLE! How do they do it you ask? Well, say you win 6 games in a row...guess what, their system decides, hey, it's time to put you on a team of s*** a** players who have lost 6 in a row, and make you play a stacked team with ma ... read more
Why can't i just meet a nice guy who really likes me and can take my virginity but stay with me and not change how he acts afterward?
I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a member of aa, i work with alcoholics in AA . lately I don't want to even pick up the phone when sponsees call because all they seem to want to do is complain or get something from me like a ride or to borrow money or whatever. i am ready and willing to help them when it comes to advice, but they dont even want to call to ask for advice. it's all about "me me me me" "wah wah wah" im a ... read more
During a lesson in school, I had to sit in a group of 4 people, and coincidentally one was my long-time crush for about a year and a bit. Everything was going fairly decently, until he got his finger stuck between two tables (I have no idea how), which, when he pulled out, ripped off a piece of his skin and left a small, bleeding cut. He yowled with pain, and said, with a look of deep seriousness on his face, ... read more
If you're not black and you use the word n***er or n***a - u should get punched in the teeth. -- this was posted by someone who is NOT black
DAMN! Why do all the sexy looking guys have to be gay or taken!!!
There's this girl at the Gamestop I frequent and I would like to ask her out, but the problem is I don't want to be that guy that flat out asks her to do something with me while she's working. I just feel like it's a bad time to ask. That's the only place I see her though so i'm outta luck. I also don't want to be that guy when I walk in and everyone is all "oh,it's that awkward guy". I am a valued cus ... read more
I'm just loving the way people cross a main road these days. Without looking in any direction and then walking in the middle of one of the lanes, which is always the one you're traveling in.
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