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Why does my dog wag his tail every time i bump into something?
So, f***ing annoyed. I hate going out. Why the f*** is this so difficult to understand? I'm not emotionally healthy right now, I don't feel like f***ing being social!
I know who you are now your the freak that made my wife look like she fell out of the trailer park yes even though i despise facebook i set up a fake account so i could make sure you didnt post a picture of that disgusting thing you call body art online that tattoo is the ugliest thing i have ever seen and ive seen some sick s*** after what you told her about me telling her i am a control freak is out of line im ... read more
He fell asleep on me -.- i think he did it on purpose cuz ive fallen asleep on him more than once so we agreed that id try to stay up. so here i am tired as s*** 3 tests tomorrow but im stayin awake to talk to him n keeps replyin late. nd now, he hasnt replied for almost an hour. im takin my a** to sleep.
Nothing has been right for the past 5 months for me. Everything that could go wrong HAS gone wrong. I just don't get why nothing good happens to me. Literally, NOTHING good ever happens to me at all and I just feel like giving me. Life.Sucks.
I am not a tramp. Not a tramp.
(your breath smells like) a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** a** STOP... and chew some muthafuckin bubblegum! lmfaooo
What to do when you hate yourself so much and just can't be the person you want to be for just once. All I do is f*** up.
I've always wanted to try smoking weed but...is it addictive?
I don't know what I want to do with my life, or if I want to live it at all, and the fact that I may not actually want to die anymore scares the ever living hell out of me. I can't do this alone.
I should be slangin' dick I know, but imma be under the mistletoe.
f*** it!! I'll be jus f***ing fine. I've Bn through worse and came out a better person. Yup this month my f***ing transmission went, broke up w my crazy pill head girlfriend (not complaining bout that tho) that had me completely f***ing fooled bout who she really was, got a f***ing kidney stone and yesterday got cut off by a durango and t bone it on my motorcycle n wrecked it. Wtfuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk!!! Is it w ... read more
So many things to vent so little time; Why did my best friend marry a girl who doesn't even know him and has no personality... Ive known him and loved him since 3rd grade. Why do I always play second best to a girl who is batshit crazy and beats guys? I'm pretty normal and nonaggressive. Why do I love what I do, but I can't stand the people I work with most the time.I want to leave where live for somewhere new. ... read more
Is it only Tuesday? Between my job, fixing my aunt's house at night, and this stalker b**** spamming me with texts, it feels like Thursday. I wish it was Thursday. I've gotta stop wishing my life away and enjoy the time I have, instead of living in some fantasy of a possible future.
Where's the category on life
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