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I always go to bed with the tv on. Or the radio. Something that makes noise. I've done it for so long that I forgot the whole reason for it... I've been staying at my boyfriends house the last few nights & he can't sleep with the tv on. I've been up for three days because I have the worst paranoia. Every sound in the house freaks me out. The wind, the sounds of his breath changing. I'm 22 years old you'd think I ... read more
Heard a dancer teacher say the dumbest thing possible to a beginner class. "If I can do it, you can do it." ... No, point of fact, we can't. That's why we're in your class lady.
Why can't I go to bed as soon as I get home?
Did anyone see "world of warcraft freak out" on youtube? Some teen goes nuts cuz his parents got rid of his account or somethin like that...friggin hilarious!
Geez....pick my catagory....how about all of the above? nobody wants to hear you b**** and moan so this is really a great site! a highlite amoungst the s*** my life seems to be lately. the f***ing rain is driving me mad, i get to fil out the paperwork to fille BK tomorrow thanks to the economy taking a tole on my business and my hubbies f-ing exwife who thinks she needs someone she isn't even married to to suppo ... read more
So I just created a Twitter account. Why the hell is that site so popular?! Freakin' hard to read and is fairly confusing. When you need a help section that has a ton of FAQs and other crap don't you think you should change something? Maybe make it a little easier to use? So ridiculous.
You want something interesting? Read this: Im 16. im a guy. Im smart. Im sooo f***ing smart. Not school smart. No. f*** that. Im Intelligent. I know whats going on in this world. Im street smart.. general knowledge. from business to finance and the stock market.. to cars... I. Know. s***. When i was 7 months old... i could recite the ABC's by myself... that shows signs of whats to come... Best part. Stock Mar ... read more
I AM PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE POSTING BULL-s*** MUTTRS. That's what Twitter's for, you nit-wit c***-smugglers!
AWKWARD TURTLE!!! people ask the weirdest questions.. ugh This whole my internet crashed thing isnt gonna work everytime
I'm a 50 year old single woman who got herself pregnant by a 27 year old man. He was practically a virgin (only one other partner), so I didn't worry about STDs. I was and am in peri-menopause, so I thought I could not get pregnant. Wrong. I am in state of vacillating between my options. Nothing seems right. I feel stupid and alone.
I am sick of the damn snow ruining my plans!!!
I have noticed that no one seems to answer this question straight up and it's quite sad... Are you happy?
I'm 25 years old, make more money than you, and have traveled the world. Still, I drink alone every night.
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Someone left a f***ING CHAPSTICK in their pocket!!!! The laundry was done and now half my clothes have grease-dot stains all over them!!!!!!! WTF!
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