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LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FART. Otherwise, she will constantly be in pain and constantly b****. :)
So here I am miserable with a giant lock on my feelings. How much more can I shove down? How much more can I fit? I am a terrible person and I am going to pay for it now. Once upon a time I was a great mother a loving human being and person. Then 17 years ago I met my would be husband since the beginning this relationship has been emotionally and physically abusive. I am just as guilty I have wanted out for yea ... read more
We've been together for over a year and I thought we've been happy and nothing would come along to try and rip us apart. I always knew you might have still liked your ex. You guys had a two year relationship while she lived in New York. But I wish I didn't have to see your text conversation with her about you in one message of you eating her out. I don't want you to lie to me about nightmares that you have, wh ... read more
It still hurts when you say GOODnight. Its never a good night when you leave. Does anyone else understand my feelings on this?
Its funny how you try to fix the relationship only for them to throw it in your face. Later on after your over them, they want to fix the relationship.
I always compare myself to the girls my boyfriend used to date. To the celebrities he crushes on, but at the end of the day... his exes are ugly! like seriously, it's sort of ridiculous that i was in any way jealous of them and the fact they made me feel insecure. i know it sounds so bitchy but it's the truth. also... as horrible as this sounds; i just need to get it off my chest. i am hotter than my boyfriend!
Its been almost 3 months and i cannot get over you. I hate myself for it, you never really liked me you just wanted to f*** me (which you never did), but still i hold feelings for you. I will avoid you @ all costs but despite never establishing a relationship, i liked you more than i should have. After 8yrs i finally like someone and it had to be you! I cant help but envy the person you publically hold hands wit ... read more
I have stopped self-harming because my boyfriend asked me to promise that I wouldn't and I can't afford to lose him by breaking the promise again. I still think about it all the time. I long for it. Times are getting hard now and I just hope I have the strength to stop myself.
I hate her so much for what YOU did wrong. Yes, she tried to get you back but that's because you told her you weren't over her yet after you broke up with her and went out with me. You didn't tell her not to when she spoke to you all sexually and intimately over MSN or when she hurt me with a shedload of insults over Formspring. You just ignored how much I cried. I hate her because she gave up on you and when sh ... read more
Confidence is the sexiest attribute in a man or woman.
Kiss me. I want you to kiss me or I think I'll go mad! The saddest thing is I don't knw when I'll see you again. Not for a few weeks anyway. Why didn't you just kiss me? I was throwing myself at you, saying how much I liked you, and all you said was I'd regret it in the morning.. The only thing I regretted was walking away from you... </3
I would spend the rest of my life with you.
I've never felt good enough: pretty enough, smart enough, nice enough, witty enough, athletic enough, graceful enough, cultured enough, patient enough, strong enough, the list goes on. When will these feelings of inadequacy end?
Day two of us not speaking is pathetic. Its almost like you truely don't care whether we stay together.
You're the best thing that's happened to me and I can't help but doubt you. It's not that I've been let down before, but I've been hurt and I can't imagine how much more it'll hurt if you leave, so I brace myself. But my doubt is really pushing you away and I don't know how to go back to the times when things were great and neither of us worried about anything! I love you, and I just can't seem to show it in the ... read more
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