My fiance is so effing stupid! It's St. Patrick's day, and this moron, without a drop of Irish blood in him, feels its just a great friggen opportunity to get wasted on green booze. Well you know what!? I hope he wakes up with the worst hangover of his life and goes on to be miserable his whole effing day at work tomorrow, the stupid s*** bag. Oh, and no matter how much you work out honey, you'll never get fit, you lazy a**.
oh god; you are the reason i never want to get married. if this is the way my own wife will be talking about me for drinking on St. Patrick's day, then count me out. at least you're off the market.
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