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Im PMS-ing!LEAVE ME ALONE!!please!
I will admit it, it was me who peed on the floor next to the urinal. Normally I never miss, but today I did. If it makes you feel better, I also hit my own shoe in the process.
My head hurts. A lot. Maybe I should just go to bed.
Is it normal that I almost started screaming for no reason during church? I felt like I was being forced to give up. Give up on what, I wonder....? Hmm.....
How many times does James Randi have to expose the charlatans before you people can comprehend?
Am I enemic if I'm tired all the time and have no focus whatsoever?? or is it something else?
How can people say we live too sterile a life? Have you hung around little kids? They are the most disgusting, germ-ridden little creatures you could imagine. They're walking pretri dishes! It's a wonder we survive childhood.
I need to take a dump.
I just used the tube of preparation h thinking it was a tube of toothpaste... >_<
Having really gross problems with my tonsils. I want them OUT! Making a doctors appointment tomorrow that's for sure. This has been going on way too long!
I used to be fat. and ugly. now ive lost ten pounds and i finally feel pretty. guys are actually starting to notice me. I couldnt be more happy for myself.
On day one of the "don't use soap when you shower" regimen (supposed to be better for your skin/hair). I, however, feel greasy and itchy. Beh.
Okay this is really pissing me off now. Twenty minutes ago: She had candy because of her oh-so-painful throat. For fifteen minutes now, she's been talking non stop to my mother.
Can't you see that she's exaggerating for your attention and the sugar?? "My throat hurts mommy... Can I have a piece of candy to suck on?" "of course dear" While in the corner, I mutter to myself 'That bowl of hard candies started out as full this morning...' And then I get yelled at for actually wondering if sucking on candy all day is healthy. Oops.
Who the crap grows up and decides to work with women's genitals every single day? Are you serious???
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