Posted by: Anonymous  on 02/02/10 @ 07:41:28pm

Talk about awkward. How do you think I felt when I found out my friends are gay? Ive known em since high school and no one told me they were a couple! Hell, they didnt even tell me they were 'seeing' each others a**es! I thought people meant they were best friends kinda close but woooah was I WAAAY off! You wanna know how a guy like me figured that one out? I went to the cafe with them at our college today and I guess they forgot to tell me a little detail I probably sholdve known. We were talkin bout random s*** and all of a sudden they kissed each other on the cheek. I was thinkin, yea that was friggin gay...so I laughed in amazement thinkin they were just bein retarded. So they asked me what I was laughin about. I told em that was pretty f***in gay. So they looked at each other and smiled then they started making out with tongues! TONGUES! Needless to say I wasnt laughin anymore...all I could think of was...OMG, my friends are homos and i didnt even know it. Man am I retarded...in my defense, they didnt have that gay lisp...

Category: Friends     12 Responses
hope something like that doesn't come between u and ur friends.
#1    Anonymous     02/03/10 @ 02:59:42am    Comment
im not bein a homophobe...i was surprised as shit when i saw my friends french kissing in front of me...who enjoys watching 2 gay guys french kiss when ur eatin dinner?!
#3    Anonymous     02/03/10 @ 11:25:29am    Comment
You now know what to get them for their birthdays
#4    Anonymous     02/03/10 @ 03:46:13pm    Comment
When I read this, I knew there was someone going to overreact and go you "homophobe", blah blah blah. This guy isn't passing judgment; if two of my friends I thought were straight started lip locking, I'd be like WTF too. If you say anything but "God what a beautiful scene; two people in love. Isn't being gay wonderful"- you're a homophobe.
#5    Anonymous     02/04/10 @ 07:06:03am    Comment
Seriously, those people who seem to think anything anti-gay is homophobic clearly dont see the hypocrisy in their belief. How is being anything but straight outside the norm?

The guy posting isnt tossing his friends under the bus for their relationship. Hell, sounds like he handled it better than a lot of guys would.

Get in touch with reality, being gay is not the norm. That doesnt make it wrong but get over yourself if you think it makes you special or deserving, you might as well pull the race card too...
#6    Anonymous     02/04/10 @ 12:14:00pm    Comment
actually speaking of race, one guy was asian and the other guy was white...i guess i forgot to mention that...does that make me a racist homophobe? lol
#7    Anonymous     02/04/10 @ 04:06:44pm    Comment
You laughed at them kissing on the cheek so they tongued to get a rise out of you. Clearly you over-reacted to the peck on the cheek. And "gay lisp"? Give me a break. You're a homophobe.
I don't care if people are gay or straight. You're on Muttr making a deal out of it. Who has issues again?
#8    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 08:16:32am    Comment
#8- i think i might be you.
#9    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 03:51:00pm    Comment
you clearly dont get it do u...i didnt know my friends were gay until i saw them kissing each other. I laughed cuz i thought they were acting 'gay' meaning both 'homosexual' and 'stupid' for shits and grins...but I then realized that they WERE in fact homosexual (if you want to be politically corerect) therefore, making me feel awkward that I didnt know they were gay... did I say I felt uncomfortable with them doing it? No, i said i felt awkward cuz I didnt understand that they were truly in love with one another. For me to believe they were gay they decided to make out because they could say they were gay but then id laugh and think they were kidding. Once they went tongue on tongue I knew they were no longer joking and thus homosexual. And im on muttr writing about it because I thought not only the creator of this site would laugh about it but my other friends that frequent this site would enjoy it as well. Damn...
#10    Anonymous     02/05/10 @ 09:15:33pm    Comment
sounds like a bad dream, even if it was a straight couple I'd be weirded out if they were making out while i was eating, that shits awkward.
#11    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 12:51:24am    Comment
finally someone who understands!
#12    Anonymous     02/07/10 @ 09:02:36pm    Comment

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