Just Vent | Just Venting

Talk about awkward. How do you think I felt when I found out my friends are gay? Ive known em since high school and no one told me they were a couple! Hell, they didnt even tell me they were 'seeing' each others a**es! I thought people meant they were best friends kinda close but woooah was I WAAAY off! You wanna know how a guy like me figured that one out? I went to the cafe with them at our college today and I guess they forgot to tell me a little detail I probably sholdve known. We were talkin bout random s*** and all of a sudden they kissed each other on the cheek. I was thinkin, yea that was friggin gay...so I laughed in amazement thinkin they were just bein retarded. So they asked me what I was laughin about. I told em that was pretty f***in gay. So they looked at each other and smiled then they started making out with tongues! TONGUES! Needless to say I wasnt laughin anymore...all I could think of was...OMG, my friends are homos and i didnt even know it. Man am I retarded...in my defense, they didnt have that gay lisp...