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I want to take up a new culture. not sure which one. maybe i can seek out anakin and he could teach me the ways of the jedi?
The feeling you get when you're ask to play a prank on your friend and she thinks that im making fun of her ---- why dontt you just ask one of your closest friend...maybe he can tell you what happen..what we're doing...dont blame it on the people that dont you as well as he does...
Its not all that new to me, I mean just because I said I've played 3 and 4, Doesn't mean I know every little detail about it. Like how as I supposed to know the birthday of that character??? Please. Back off already and stop starring at me like that.
He used to like me. i missed my chance. and now i like him more than ever and he doesnt like me like that. not even a nano-molecule. he only likes me as a friend.
I am the loneliest man in the world. I have no friends, no family and no girlfriend. For the past few years since my mother died I've celebrated the holidays by taking four or five sleeping pills and when I awaken a day and a half later, the holiday has past. Since I have no one in my life to talk to, and the monthly minutes on my phone amounted to less than 16, I'm considering cancelling my cell phone. Everywhe ... read more
There was a bruise on her neck. She said it was a love bite, but it was from where she tried to hang herself.
My roommate is driving me insane! I understand she has issues, but I can't play cheerleader 24/7! I have a life and s*** to deal with too!
Thers this girl who i hav to b friends with bcuz if i wasnt 2 of my best friends wouldnt b my friends anymor but i dont like this girl. Shes violent, mean, annoying, and hypocritical. She always likea to kick, punch, slap, and backhand everyone and she thinks shes so tough and thinks shes so smart and talented and shes an arrogant b****. I hav 3 cuts on my legs from where she kicked me eapecially hard! And today ... read more
I try to make you proud of me. Try to tell you about the things I'm good at. But instead of being a good friend and saying "Oh, really? That's awesome! Good job." You one up me and make me feel meaningless. You're insecure and feel like you have to be better than everyone else. And you get really mad when someone else does better than you at something. ~Sigh.. ~smh...
I am so sick of my hypocritical, so-called friends that complain that they are judged for being fat and yet ever since I lost weight, they talk down to me and treat me like a second class citizen because I decided to take my health seriously. If they were real friends, they would not have double standards.
"Awwww, I'd definitely invite you to any of my parties but I never have any!" Then why wasn't I invited to both of your birthday parties and your New Year's party? Loads of my other friends were invited but not me and that's absolutely fine, really, but please don't lie to me. You're all "I missed you, SO MUCH!" and "Awwww, I love you!" whenever we're with each other but clearly y ... read more
I give up trying to be your friend. It feels like I'm the only one that cares. We've known each other for years now and I can't even get so much as a "Hi" from you - that's telling me something. So my new year's resolution is to finally ignore you and move on. I'm sure you won't even notice I'm gone.
What a backstabbing b****!!! You were supposed to help me make him my boyfriend not make plans to make him someone elses boyfriend!!!! What the hell is wrong with you!!! Backstabbing b****!
A friend: "Are you okay?" You: "yeah" Friend: "Okay." Best friend: "Are you okay?" You: "Yeah." Best friend: "NO YOU'RE NOT. Tell me whats wrong noooow before I smack you to death." Lawl. Never had a best friend that forced me to tell them what's wrong. After I tell them that "I'm okay" cause I only say that to see what they say, they're all ... read more
Damn...my ex ad best friend just told me his little sister is dying...i haven't even met her but that one hit me pretty hard...maybe because i know he'll be hurt or...idk but i have nooo idea how to comfort him..im just...ughhhhh i don't even know..
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