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You pig. you chew with your mouth open, you slurp your soup, you make chugging sounds when you drink, and you make chewing noises. YOU told me off for doing the same thing when i was younger, now you do it yourself. YOU f***ING HYPOCRITE.

says pepper  on 06/01/11 @ 10:55:42am in Food
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Why the f*** is Pepsi so flat these days?! less than 15 minutes after I open a can, it is FLAT!

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says Anonymous  on 05/26/11 @ 04:48:49pm in Food
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My mom is useless. She never cleans the house, never makes food, never does laundry, never contributes with the bills, sleeps all day, and complains about being 'sick' when she has the sniffles. f***ing useless.

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says Anonymous  on 04/27/11 @ 07:49:55pm in Food
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What's a food that I can eat that will help me gain weight in all the right places? (I have a really high metabolism and im really small)

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says Anonymous  on 01/28/11 @ 10:13:12pm in Food
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Things that don't work out well. Quickly opening a yoghurt pack. Looks like I just ran into an overexcited elephant.

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says Anonymous  on 01/17/11 @ 08:44:47am in Food
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I am tired of The Food Police deciding what I want to eat, how I want it made and with what it can be made. If I want fast food fries fried in what they used to use when fries actually tasted good, then that is what I want. They can choose not to buy fast food instead of telling everyone how they now have to eat fast food. Is this not America? The minority should not overshadow the majority. The High Fructou ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 12/13/10 @ 11:08:05am in Food
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Bananas, why are you so delicious? As far as I'm concerned, you prove we come from monkeys. So good...

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says Anonymous  on 11/12/10 @ 08:08:15am in Food
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I'm feeding my daughter mom food than she should be eating, because I hope it makes her fat and unattractive. That way, she won't end up being a slut.

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says Anonymous  on 10/28/10 @ 07:21:17pm in Food
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There is never any food in my house. My aunt getting terminally ill, despite her being over 200km's away, has stopped my mother from mothering. I'M SO HUNGRY.

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says Anonymous  on 10/19/10 @ 04:34:07am in Food
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Does pooping make you lose weight cause I'm a fatty and I need to fit into a size 14 dress for my cousins wedding and I'm a size 20

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says Anonymous  on 09/02/10 @ 01:08:33pm in Food
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I'm drunk and it feels soo good.

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says Anonymous  on 08/12/10 @ 06:13:58pm in Food
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I hate how throwing up on a regular basis makes your teeth sensitive. Can I get some love here?

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says Anonymous  on 07/14/10 @ 04:05:08pm in Food
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I've been a non meat eater since September. But I could really go for some biriyani right now. Is it cheating to eat around the meat and only eat the rice and potatoes?

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says Anonymous  on 07/09/10 @ 12:33:35am in Food
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Every time I go to those fancy funhouse burger places, they always repeat the same dumbass line: "Do you want SOME pink or NO pink?" Unless you're a hot little coed and you're propositioning me, you're pissing me off. I want a red, dripping, damn near raw burger. I don't care if the poop gets in there when they grind it, I don't care what kind of diseases I'm risking. I want a half pound of raw beef on a bun wit ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 07/03/10 @ 10:36:40pm in Food
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Trying to lose some weight? Try this. Next time you're having tea or coffee, don't add anything to it. No milk, no cream, no sugar. We have been programmed to believe that the food we eat, and the fluids we drink, must have things added to them to taste good enough for human consumption. I would like to challenge you to break that paradigm. What you might find is that the food you eat is just as delicious and ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 06/27/10 @ 07:59:52pm in Food
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