Posted by: Anonymous  on 04/25/10 @ 05:01:31pm

Don't you hate it when you decide to wear tight jeans, then when you eat, you feel like you're gonna explode!? Curse you food demons!!

Category: Food     3 Responses
Never happens to me. Because as soon as I eat enough that my stomach fills up, I'm running to the washroom to release an equal amount of baggage. So I'm always balanced out.
#1    Anonymous     04/25/10 @ 08:36:42pm    Comment
One word: sweatpants. Then you can eat all you want, until you're too big to get out of bed.
#2    Anonymous     04/25/10 @ 08:37:34pm    Advice
Eat first THEN put on the pants. That way, your pants will feel a little loose at best when your stomach goes down.

Hee hee.
#3    Obadiah     04/26/10 @ 11:38:47am    Advice

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