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Anonymous says

I hate bubble tea so much. I hate the gooey tapioca globs in it... so gross. If I had to choose between dying and eating tapioca to live, I'd 100% choose death. Sorry.

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  Anonymous says

I have the urge to bake cookies for some reason.

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tatteredheart says

i really want to lose a bit of weight over the winter so i am taking something called raspberry ketones. idk what the results are gonna look like but i want smaller thighes and calves. I swim a lot so it is so crucial for me to look good in a bathing suit. any diet ideas??

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  Anonymous says

The smell of wet pots and pans with that little bit of food in it makes me want to throw up Everytime I do the dishes

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  Anonymous says

I love Panda Express.... But gah damn, everytime I go there, I get the runs. Do they put laxatives in their food or something? (lol jk) But fr, it tears my stomach up everytime I eat there.

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  Anonymous says

I’ve been farting nonstop.

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  Anonymous says

I’m not even hungry, but I’m craving something, so I just wanna go eat it regardless... I can’t stop thinking about it, which makes me crave it even more.

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Anonymous says

meh it still tastes like a burger who cares if it was made from rats

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Anonymous says

her: where did this meat come from?

Me: you probably don't want to ask that just be glad you have it

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  Anonymous says

I think I may have just swolled part of a plastic fork just now because it broke off in my piece of chicken .. well f***

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  Anonymous says

I don't answer the door unless it's pizza.

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Anonymous says

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU WHORE

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  Anonymous says

I ordered a teapot off of amazon and the box smells like pizza 🍕

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  Anonymous says

I don’t deserve food I deserve to die

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Anonymous says

I'm laughing my a** off because my mother who's kinda weird just tried to look up why mayonnaise is hated by many people because she doesn't understand why i hate it so much.
So she found a whole bunch of explainations about it and came to my room to tellmeit was okay to have some once in a while and that even though it's very fat it's not THAT bad for health and sh** like that.

But i really just think it tastes horrible. I just despise the taste of mayonna... read more

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  Anonymous says

Any recomendations for strong flavorful coffee?

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ughlel says

Its killing me how its so f***ing hot in this house i feel like a fat man in a 8k marathon and the Mexican food i had earlier inst helping

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  Anonymous says

I only feel bad for northerners because I heard they don't really eat fried green Tomatoes. Which is a shock, it's an easy thing to purchase, make, and tastes pretty good.

I will trade some fried green tomatoes for some of your snow.

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Anonymous says

explain to me how I can successfully make this caramel sauce with my eyes closed every other time I've made it but today when I'm making it FOR MY BIRTHDAY CAKE I've ruined 2 batches

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