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does pooping make you lose weight cause I'm a fatty and I need to fit into a size 14 dress for my cousins wedding and I'm a size 20
I'm drunk and it feels soo good.
I hate how throwing up on a regular basis makes your teeth sensitive. Can I get some love here?
I've been a non meat eater since September. But I could really go for some biriyani right now. Is it cheating to eat around the meat and only eat the rice and potatoes?
Every time I go to those fancy funhouse burger places, they always repeat the same dumbass line: "Do you want SOME pink or NO pink?" Unless you're a hot little coed and you're propositioning me, you're pissing me off. I want a red, dripping, damn near raw burger. I don't care if the poop gets in there when they grind it, I don't care what kind of d ... read more
Trying to lose some weight? Try this. Next time you're having tea or coffee, don't add anything to it. No milk, no cream, no sugar. We have been programmed to believe that the food we eat, and the fluids we drink, must have things added to them to taste good enough for human consumption. I would like to challenge you to break that paradigm. What ... read more
I cant eat anymore, and my friends keep telling me that they think i might be developing anorexia but im afraid of speaking up.
Even thinking about a diet makes me hungry.
Don't you hate it when you decide to wear tight jeans, then when you eat, you feel like you're gonna explode!? Curse you food demons!!
fuck i hate when ppl fucking hate shit that is just so g#ddamn good shit to hate
I hate it when I eat Mexican food it comes out like a chemical spill
Is there any particular reason why McDonald's made a burrito hamburger?? Who the hell would do that bullshit? I'd rather drink a potato chip milkshake.
I can't help it if I love ham sandwiches, man. I bring them to class all the time because they help me pay attention. Do you want me to starve?! Is that it!? I'm not too sure you'd want to mess with me bro....
These bastard tv chefs...... don't tell me something is delicious if i've never tried it, there's every chance I think its shite. Just because you like it or your flogging a recipe book or something, eskimos go mad for whale blubber, do you want some?... no..then fuck off and just say I've made this you might want to try it, end of!!! I'm going th ... read more
Exceptional catering is exceptionally bad. WHY?
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