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Pepsi>Coke all day

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I will give you a potato

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Anonymous says

Oooh, Micky D's is going to bring back their Szechuan sauce next week. Wonder if I could get a few packets and sell them at a markup....

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Anonymous says

I wish they made cinnamon bubble gum, not Big Red, bubble gum. I've never seen it I don't think, but I would buy it if I did.

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  Anonymous says

Hey ladies! Did you know that the mere presence of eggplants in grocery stores is an attempt to make you more receptive to rape? It’s true! Now that the eggplant emoji is a double entendre, store managers know that if women see phallic symbols while out shopping, they’ll be less likely report assault to the authorities. Go out and protest eggplants today and #BanShoppingRape!

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  Anonymous says

A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female #obedience.
#Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.

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  Anonymous says

Pizza isn't that great like I don't understand all the hype for it

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  Anonymous says

Fried baloney and eggs and a cup of coffee. Southern supper done right.

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  Anonymous says

I ate too much at dinner and now I feel gross and disgusting.

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  Anonymous says

I need to get my butt in gear and study those Lagrange Multipliers and Multiple Integrals.

Why am I so f***ing lazy

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  Anonymous says

Is Pepsi ok? ...

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  Anonymous says

WALNUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Anonymous says

Walnuts are kinda nasty 😷 honestly

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  Anonymous says

farting out walnuts

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  Anonymous says

APPle and walNUTs can be put in a salad with mayo
INSTANT WALDORF SALAD !!!!!

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  Anonymous says

So drowsy need to wake up french vanilla or ice cappacino

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  Anonymous says

Need to comfort food ideas breakup

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  Anonymous says

Cool story. I’m Italian and several times white ppl have told me garlic is just too spicy. A tiny bit. What you dummies think is on pizza?

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  Anonymous says

I'm serious.
If I hear one more person say white people don't season their food I will have to invite them over to my damn house. Like who the f*** doesnt season their food. And no Tiandra I dont mean with a pinch of salt that you claim is all white people use.
You best bet my food is gonna be seasoned or damn well spicy atleast!
And another thing, when I order something spicy on the menu I hate when someone, worker or not, says oh no sweet heart no thats sp... read more

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  Anonymous says

Jesus sucks cock

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