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Its not what you tell its who you tell.
Don't EVER EVER EVER eat a raw egg. You will get salmonella poisoning. f***ing Rocky.
There's nothing I hate more than when people call me skinny, or make me eat because "I have no reason not to eat" because I'm "skinny", can you morons not understand that I am not satisfied with my weight? You're overfeeding me. I refuse to eat food because if I eat all the food you offer me, I literally gain 5-10 lbs a week. My calorie intake is supposed to be 1,800 per day. You give me 10-1 ... read more
I just hate when McDonald's screws up my order.
I am soooo hungry right now. I want some fried chicken.
For your info ms thing i had a low calorie snack and she's like... drink water instead of a snack but if like some skinny girl wants a dessert or a snack everyone is like oh that is awesome but me.........i can't ever mention food its a mortal sin -_-
This sandwhich is a f***ing nightmare! I bet a squirrels ass**** tastes better than this thing.
I want to eat all the food. I'm so emotional. So hormonal. Someone please buy me chocolate, sushi, anything Asian, more chocolate, chicken, pasta, cereal, ice cream, Mexican food, anything. Oh and all the Seinfeld seasons.
I wish my stomach wouldn't hurt when having caffeine. I miss having Mountain Dew and I want there new energy drinks.
I find this new food craze horrible; like, there's no obsession with food, and it's socially acceptable to eat and when you're not eating discuss food or draw food or write about food. My school is seized by this new fashion, descending into a hellish infatuation with food, saying things like 'why have boys when you can have cake' and things I sneer at with quiet disdain. People are emaciated with a gross lack o ... read more
Just got kicked out of McDonald's. The guy gave me the wrong kind of McFlurry so i screamed "YOU MCFUCKED UP!"
I want to make some kale with kielbasa and potatoes. I went to Kroger yesterday but they had no kale at all! Not even frozen! I didn't even look to see if they had canned but really it's best to use fresh but if you can't get it fresh then frozen. Now I have to see if I can find it at another Kroger or at Walmart or Aldi. I hope they do 'cause I'm getting a craving for it!!
I love cooking at night! :3 and it tastes soooo goooooooood :*
I hate it. I hate being fat. I am only a teen and I'm 190 pounds. I wanted to cry when I found that out today. I know its no ones fault but my own. Losing weight it hard though and I'm weak. I want to stop eating but some of my friends tell me not to and some say its okay.
I want to get a plastic container that is 2 stories high and fill it with nuttella and jump in it with my man and eat untill we are stuffed!
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