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I think muttr should become a Mobil app, anyone else agree?
I wish wikis weren't filled with people's non-canonical, fanfic bullsh*t. I'm looking for legitimate information, not your stupid OTP.
Romance is like chess
one false move and you're mated
I AM TURNING INTO GEORGE CONSTANZA
balding, live with my parents, unemployed
Deadpool is bi. your complaining isn't gonna make that any less true. stop being a f***boy you marvel-loving inanimate object
Somo gets me through loads of work that I have to do at night! <3
If I were a ghost, you'd know I was haunting your house if the whole place smelled like refer. Exorcism consists of clearing all the junk food out of the pantry and regularly harshing the vibe. I think I'd be a pretty cool ghost to hang out with though :D
YO s*** HOW MANY TIMES HAS KERMIT THE FROG MARRIED MISS PIGGY. LIKE f***, IN MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, HE MARRIED HER. THEN IN MUPPETS MOST WANTED THEY GOT MARRIED AGAIN. THEN IN THIS NEW MUPPET SHOW COMING TO ABC, THEY'RE APART AGAIN. KERMIT THE FROG, YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR s*** TOGETHER.
Dear computer, why can you not run anything that i want to enjoy? i just wanted to play dark souls and or just cause 2. why do you suck so much dick?
Why do all of the things i f***ing enjoy go on hiatus right away? give it like 10 episodes at least you f***s. don't pull this f***ing 4 episodes and then leave bulls***
How do homo's reproduce?
it's called adopt and brainwash a kid
Homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo
homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo
homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo's
cry like little girls
I hope the Deadpool movie makes him less gay. I played the game and read the 2014 comics. He flirted with Thor and Peter Parker and he wears dresses and s***, it's gross.
Go to Youtube and enter "The Nature Hack Johnny Merrill" in the search bar. Then click on Johnny Merrill's channel and watch his videos.
This is what crazy looks like.
One thing any movie, show or book can do that annoys me more than anything else is to explain what just happened, as if I didn't just watch/read it happening. This is why I can only enjoy a few anime.
Celebrity Dead Pool time!
Whose going out between June 2015 and New Year's Eve 2015/16?
1. Yoko Ono
2. Jerry Lewis
3. Fidel Castro
4. That damned Geiko Gecko
5. Jerry Stiller
* admittedly this is more of a wish list. But whatever....
I'm sorry, but I still love tropic thunder
Every Melissa McCarthy movie EVER made: I'm fat, isn't that funny!
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow