Post as?
Allow users to post advice and comments?

Need to get something off your chest? Just Vent Anonymously!

Korean dramas make me cry T.T

Are you going to c** quietly
or do I have to use earplugs?

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f***ing blue

Cecilia on Youtube is f***ing awesome i don't understand why more people don't know about her!

SO Pewdiepie got old..

2 idiot's fighting anonymously that's hysterical

Concerning the sex posts
They are being done by a bored woman in her seventies
WOMEN: The worlds first atomic bomb

someone else wrote that but I thought it appropriate!

I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS. If you like my weird food fetish sexual fan fiction comment below. If not f*** you. You whack as chimp.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday dear!', ....and probably have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone happy birthday.

I thought, well, that's wives for you,...... the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and... read more

You never realize what a poor loser you are until you start dieting.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

So apparently some people are trying to take over the fan fiction here. Sorry but there can be ONLY ONE. And I AM THE ONE WHO CUMS!!! Today I shall unleash my fan fiction wrath on those who try to copy. If it doesn't involve weird food situations than its NOT me.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

So what is the speed of dark?

Your stories are lovely, but Wattpad is the proper place for FanFiction :)

Don't piss me off! I am running out of places to hide the bodies.

I'm such a little devil
why don't you spank me

To all you Virgins
Thanks for nothing

When cheese gets it's picture taken
what does it say?