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Dickshire farm! go meat! lmfaoo ughhh...im so hornyyy...welp. no dick forme smh. time to masturbate. anybody wanna join lol random but ive always wanted to be part of a 3-some mmmm : p
I feel like a whore and i'm ashamed of myself. i'm a virgin, i went to his house to talk eventually he had me straddled over his lap we were making out (lip-sucking/biting tongue involved) eventually he got on top of me was feeling under my shirt, tugging at my jeans, tryna unhook my bra, i let him suck on my boobs bite my nipples :( i ended up having to leave cause my mom was on her way home. he's not my bf an ... read more
My mom jus called me an idiot smh : (((
Haven't had a reliable job in 4 months now. Thanks, Obama, for destroying the upper class and killing my job.
So I'm sure you've all heard about the boy trapped in the hot air balloon? So My grandmother just forwarded this e-mail to me stating that the whooooole thing was a hoax!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?!?!? Dude LIED about his 6-year old being trapped in hot air balloon? News/Media stations drop thousands of dollars to get the footage of the balloon! Helicopters are deployed to assist and captu ... read more
f*** YOU WHINY a** ILLEGALS! Im sick of immigrants comin to this country...dont really care when they come here but I get pissed when they come here, refuse to learn to speak english (my ancestors immigrated from europe and they all f***in learned english why cant they?!). Then i get pissed when i see some jorge f** complain how he hates this f***in country...how he cant cant lazy fat americans and their 'wrong' ... read more
Hate doing customer service! People suck and am sick of dealing with problems THEY caused only to be cussed out by them!
I hate the change of seasons here in new england. I'm in sweats bundled up in my bed. I even have a little blanket in my car to warm me a little till the heat kicks in. Once snow comes I sware I'm hibernating until spring. Ffff the coldness!
I am so f***ing fed up with the religious spiritualist new age nut jobs who think the universe is some specially created place for their idiocy and that they are inherently the most special thing in the universe. These little f*** twats are devoid of any higher thought process, show an utter hatred for logic and they're all f***ing arrogant stupid little a** shits who need to f***ing die so we can get on with li ... read more
It bugs me that you can't italicize on muttr, facebook and twitter.
I hate when my boyfriend is oblivious to my feeling or to the correct way of society
I hate how my account was deleted because i was called Anonymous.. lol :p
Listen up girl, you f*** well, but I don't love you. So please, piss off. We have a good time, that doesn't mean you have to stay forever. You're nice and all, but come on now.
I can't stand soupie poopie... followed by an irritated ass****...
Have you ever pondered on the iridescence of one who possesses such aetherial pulchritude that you couldn't help but express your melancholia in 1000 uxorious nocturnes? It is an intense sadness, but only something so thaumaturgical as love could bring about something like that. It is the demesne of contentment and the world's highest wisdom.
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