Muttrs Voted the Biggest Idiots

Whoa, I totally just farted and it smelled like peanut butter.

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says Anonymous  on 04/17/11 @ 10:01:26pm in Entertainment
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Am so horny tonite. Wanted to give my hot best guy friend a bj. Not only that but I wanna do more than that to him. He knows I want him as much he wants me. Once sex is involved tho I expect a exclusive relationship.

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says Anonymous  on 05/29/11 @ 12:59:51am in Intimacy
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YOU SUCk IN BED! Sorry... i faked it..

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says Anonymous  on 08/01/11 @ 12:04:10am in Intimacy
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Why is it so rare to find a guy who just wants to snuggle and not attack you like an animal.?

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says Anonymous  on 10/15/09 @ 05:37:12pm in Miscellaneous
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Your f***ing muttr signup doesn't work!

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says Anonymous  on 11/20/09 @ 04:34:32am in Technology
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I get up at 2:30 off by 3:00 drive 1 hour to work<56 miles away> to get a close parking place.sleep an hour. just to have to walk a mile in to work in the heat,the blistering cold, and rained on sometimes.watever season it is. get on the jobsite at 6:00. boss crackes a whip you know what i mean. get off at 4:30 drive another hour home. just to find my wife doesnt have dinner cooked. this is a good day for me. th ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 10/24/09 @ 12:02:30am in Work
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Why can't i resist from sex!?!?!!

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says Anonymous  on 10/29/09 @ 01:38:11am in Intimacy
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Guys r all assholes u just have 2 find the 1 u can deal with :)

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says Anonymous  on 11/01/09 @ 01:42:02pm in Love
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Oh s***, i think i may have something growing in me! mothafucka. being a teen sucks

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says Anonymous  on 03/12/10 @ 08:23:52pm in Intimacy
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My friend is a f***in idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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says Anonymous  on 03/29/10 @ 09:24:39pm in Friends
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Women: If a Homeless man asked you to give him either a Hand Job or a Blow Job would you Oblige.

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says Anonymous  on 05/25/10 @ 05:15:10pm in Intimacy
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I hate how throwing up on a regular basis makes your teeth sensitive. Can I get some love here?

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says Anonymous  on 07/14/10 @ 04:05:08pm in Food
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Women PMS is so obnoxious that hitler decided to take out all his frustrations on the jews...

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says Anonymous  on 07/22/10 @ 09:02:44pm in People
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I wanna f*** a blonde!!!! It's been too long!!!

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says Anonymous  on 08/12/10 @ 01:50:50pm in Intimacy
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God damn it ive spanked the monkey 4 times today and now my girl is coming over... ive got nothing left *sigh*

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says Anonymous  on 10/06/10 @ 02:23:12pm in Intimacy
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