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I'm so scared right now. My dog came inside of me. Is there a chance I can get pregnant? Please help!
I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!! The ones that dont contribute to society anyways. They know who they are! BASTARDS!!!
I want to f*** a blond instead of a brunette for a change...
I hate that sweaty, p**** smell...stinks like old fish...and its sooo friggin hard to take the smell off your fingers!!!!
God is real. I know this because Satan is real. He is here now on Earth, in the form of black people! Yes, black people are the Devil. How do I know this? I dont need faith or science to prove it. They cause nothing but trouble and hatred. Like if you're driving at night, you can easily run one over because you cant see them! If you do manage to see them, its on an episode of Cops while they're in your home s ... read more
I just got into a new relationship, yet I'm still sleeping with my ex. He's been in a relationship for over a year. We apparently can't keep our hands off of each other, yet he's still not willing to give it another go. It's frustrating, and I feel like a complete b**** for it
On this International Women's Day, let me just say, women are good for only one thing - sex. To give them more credit than that is to waste a lot of energy.
Posters like suthezcian and Bones make me wish, one, that I was on muttr earlier, and two, that muttr had some sort of 'friend' or 'follow' function. I feel like I missed all the Good conversations (read: debates). I'm glad there were people willing, at least, to be intelligent about issues that Deserve intelligence, though...
Okay so I'm writing this paper on how it is impossible that God created the heavens and the earth in six days.. I need some good reasons why. Help me here people!! =)
Do people really spend their time doing this? Get a life!!!
I Think that Shoplifting should be legalized, do stores/businesses ever in return give patron's anything free for the way people repeatively open their wallet's for them?...."HELL NO!", Thats why i say shoplifting should be fair game.
Sex=me aint getting any wtf!! im fit ffs, shag me you dirty whores
I'm not gay. But when I get really anxious and unable to relax, like today, I like to massage my anus. Somehow it always relaxes me. It relieves pressure from the rest of my body when I massage that spot. But it leaves my fingers smelling funny.
I'm feeding my daughter mom food than she should be eating, because I hope it makes her fat and unattractive. That way, she won't end up being a slut.
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