Muttrs Voted the Biggest Idiots

I pick my nose a lot to get rid of whats inside. I guess you could say im a compulsive picker. At home, in the car, at work, in bathrooms, but not in front of people. I do try to blow***, but I like picking better. Sometimes my nose bleeds from it. So chances are if you've taken money from me, it probably had a booger or two on it. Hope you washed your hands before eating lunch. Sorry. :(

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says Anonymous  on 09/21/10 @ 04:06:57pm in Health
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Thanks for openly admitting you look at porn to me,you f***ing douchebag. like I don have insecurities and body image issues already.

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says Anonymous  on 10/06/10 @ 11:26:34pm in Intimacy
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Think about this. The person you are going to marry is walking the Earth at this very second. That thought alone should give you hope to continue each and every day, knowing someone, somewhere is completely in love with you, even if you both don't know it yet.

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says Anonymous  on 10/26/10 @ 10:01:20am in Love
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I'm getting sick and tired of atheists and non-religious people trying to say that when us Christians get together its a cult. They wonder why we waste our time "pretending" to be good little worshipers and go to church. Over half of the people that participate in church activities, aren't pretending. They really believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. I know I do. Stupid people. I pray that Go ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 10/28/10 @ 04:16:35pm in Religion
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Yesterday the orthodontist explained to me that my naturally small teeth, while fitting and connecting perfectly in my mouth, after 19 years and no major dental work (i.e braces) are a sign that i'm further along the evolutionary scale than most people. As cavemen used to use their teeth "to fight and eat ze big woolly mammoth" (he said,) "zier teeth would break off and zey would have their remaining, crowded te ... read more

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says Anonymous  on 11/17/10 @ 04:12:04pm in Health
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The most obvious difference between the rational and the religious is simply a matter of intellectual honesty and/or research. Time and again I hear a supposed argument against evolution that goes along the lines of "Well, if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" or "Evolution is just a theory." What this proves, unequivocally, is that you have never once studied your opponents side. There's no way a ... read more

says suthezcian  on 11/23/10 @ 06:15:24pm in Miscellaneous
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I would be a lot more thankful on this Thanksgiving Day if I had a hot babe to share it with. I really NEED to get laid soon.

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says Anonymous  on 11/25/10 @ 08:57:27am in Intimacy
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Twilight is complete crap and anyone who likes those books or movies are idiots!

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says Anonymous  on 11/28/10 @ 05:30:40pm in Entertainment
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The semester is coming to an end and that means these next 2 weeks are going to be really busy and stressful. I finally finished my Human Paleontology paper and it wasn't as lovely as I had hoped because I have to worry about so many other things. Term papers, analysis papers, article reviews, studying for finals. I don't know what it is about this particular semester, but it seems like it was non-stop work. I h ... read more

says Bones  on 12/03/10 @ 07:06:56pm in School
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Why are you reading this Muttr Staff?! You should be with your girlfriend on christmas!

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says Anonymous  on 12/25/10 @ 11:26:08am in Intimacy
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I love my mommy, cant stand my mom, and dont you dare call her my mother!! mi madre loves me!!thats right mama!!its ok ma dont get mad you always be my mer!! love you mome:P

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says Anonymous  on 01/07/11 @ 08:03:55pm in Family
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Religion + Belief = Flying spaghetti monster! Science + Facts = A logical way of living. I think I'll stick with my science thank you very much.

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says Anonymous  on 01/17/11 @ 01:15:16am in Entertainment
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My girlfriend is making me waiting before we have sex. Man, I'm so horny. I could take her right now. But that makes me wonder, can I still call her my girlfriend?

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says Anonymous  on 01/24/11 @ 10:28:11am in Intimacy
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School. What a load of s***. Homework? On f***ing WEEKENDS???? Don't they know that i actually have a LIFE? Being in middle school is hard, especially because sometime you have to write a five paragraph essay in one weekend! Who the f*** invwnted school, anyway!? If i ever find out WHO, i will s*** on that person's grave and laugh. Go suck a dick.

says Nylithia  on 02/13/11 @ 08:44:42pm in School
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I'm naked right now. . . show me some love. lol jk everyone will say i'm an idiot

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says Anonymous  on 03/02/11 @ 01:19:35am in People
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