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I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them!
I'm 25 years old, make more money than you, and have traveled the world. Still, I drink alone every night.
Im a black man and i can honestly say im sick of you white people as a whole. Youre governments and corporations are all racist assholes who think they can control everyone and everything they can get their greedy fat asses on. Some of you truly believe you are superior to blacks and other minorties in every way, fuck some of you want to exterminat ... read more
I hate it when friends won't lend me 20 dollars to drink with.
WHAT THE HELL THIS FAT GIRL KEEPS ASKING ME OUT I AM SO SICK OF IT! SHE PUTS HER FAT ARM AROUND MY NECK AND SAYS HEY BABY I JUST WANNA SHOVE HER OFF ME BUT I CANT CAUSE I WANNA GET WITH HER HOT OLDER SISTER!
I wish dogs walked on two legs. Like their front and back right paws.
Just as I thought! We have a black man running this country because there are more blacks than whites? No we have a black man because the nigers wanted a blackman regardless of what he stood for.
I want to fuck a blond instead of a brunette for a change...
I just got into a new relationship, yet I'm still sleeping with my ex. He's been in a relationship for over a year. We apparently can't keep our hands off of each other, yet he's still not willing to give it another go. It's frustrating, and I feel like a complete bitch for it
i hate that sweaty, pussy smell...stinks like old fish...and its sooo friggin hard to take the smell off your fingers!!!!
I hate my mom. She's a pathetic loser and I hope she dies soon.
I'm so horny, horny horny horny, soooooooooooooo horny, horny horny horny. :)
Do people really spend their time doing this? Get a life!!!
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!! The ones that dont contribute to society anyways. They know who they are! BASTARDS!!!
I Think that Shoplifting should be legalized, do stores/businesses ever in return give patron's anything free for the way people repeatively open their wallet's for them?...."HELL NO!", Thats why i say shoplifting should be fair game.
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