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I love whenever I do something the person who tells me to do it is right there up my a** telling me they can do it better BUT they still don't do it. When they say something to me I keep thinking (sarcastically): wow, I guess it's a really good thing you're not doing it then.

"Oh hey, I see you there vacuuming. That's not the way I do it. ....Oh no I don't want to do it, I'm just saying you're doing it the wrong way"

"You lift wrong. Use your legs. ...Oh no I'm just trying ... read more

Look: Christians think they are moral because they have someone looking over their shoulders.

And Christians believe atheist are Immoral because no one is looking over their shoulders.

Wait... WTF.... So you need someone looking over your shoulder to be moral?

So What the hell are you doing when you think he's not looking?

~Delusions ensnare and enslave you!!

For the atheist sneezes post

"God bless you" started in the 590 AD when everyone believed
that if you sneezed it was because you had an evil spirit enter your body
and they would rush a priest over to bless you. true story funny Christians

National Geographic reports that during the plague of AD 590, "Pope Gregory I
ordered unceasing prayer for divine intercession. Part of his command was that
anyone sneezing be blessed immediately ("God bless you"), since sneezing was
ofte... read more

much nicer isn't it? get rid of the wannabes?

Dear Nate
this was posted once before 47 minutes ago before the troll showed up
and this front page had 5 hours of posts up, after this 47 minutes to a
page or less it truly is a shame you are so impotent to stop them
but I'm here, tell me what you need.

WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)

don't come back now, y'ear?

:D

Welp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hoursWelp t... read more

Welp time to leave while the site is flooded with nonsense for the next 6 hours.

you all wouldn't know a troll if they perforated your face with a bedazzler.

Sorry I hurt your feelings troll.... snicker snicker NO I"M REALLY NOT LOL

hi i love trolls i want them to pay attention to me, me, me... it's all about me that's why i keep bringing them up like vomit!
me, me, me... because my sister won't spread her legs for me.
me, me, me... raping the dog killed it and now i'm punished, mother says she's going back to father.
ME, ME, ME... because if not i'm a speck on the toilet seat rim.
i also love that cherry vanilla b**** and i'm going to get a penis implant if they can find a willing gerbil donor.
i think ... read more

LOL I see a TROLL got BUTT HURT! ROFLMAO you all have a great day all that is except the troll

May your non soul suffer for a limited time, (maybe 2 million years) in a lake of non fire and the torment of that beer just being out of reach ha ha ha

translation: no, your neurosis doesn't stop thus all should suffer.
"hi, i'm holier than thou and please pay attention to me trolls, because mom doesn't give me 'special' time any more."

f***ing whore is doing my father, she will... read more

LOL I see a TROLL got BUTT HURT! ROFLMAO you all have a great day all that is except the troll

May your non soul suffer for a limited time, (maybe 2 million years) in a lake of non fire and the torment of that beer just being out of reach ha ha ha

translation: no, your neurosis doesn't stop thus all should suffer.
"hi, i'm holier than thou and please pay attention to me trolls, because mom doesn't give me 'special' time any more."

f***ing whore is doing my father, she will... read more

This girl I consider my ex just got back to my brother's house from a night out. She disappeared last night and her boyfriend got all worried and started stalking her through crazy tech sh**. She's basically been tantric f***ing some guy who's her first boyfriend's cousin all night. Crazy nights! Wish I was with her,but she only goes out alone and likes to disappear.

LOL I see a TROLL got BUTT HURT! ROFLMAO you all have a great day all that is except the troll

May your non soul suffer for a limited time, (maybe 2 million years) in a lake of non fire and the torment of that beer just being out of reach ha ha ha

WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW i... read more

WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW i... read more

WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW i... read more

WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW it's amazing how cool this site is when the trolls are gone
you all have a great day now :)WOW i... read more

Annoyed. Irritated. Right off in the morning
where are my headphones I need to tune out