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does pooping make you lose weight cause I'm a fatty and I need to fit into a size 14 dress for my cousins wedding and I'm a size 20
just dance. gonna be okay. da da doo doo.
Wow, you really don't know how much of a douche you are, do you? If you weren't a douche, I'd actually feel sorry for you.
My wife and I are in a chapter 13 to save our home. why can't things go well of us. me I feel that the courts want us to lose our home after all is done the judge set the amount so that our income a week is 350 dollars a week for a family of 5 to live on,we have to pay electric gas phone food dr.bills out of this amount
I want to sex so badly but no one will make sex with me. What I do wrong? I am nice, smile at all girls and wink but it do no good. They laugh and run away? What I need to do to make sex with hot girl? Or any girl will do, I do not judge with looks
That's it. I know I will probably still care but I'm not gonna try anymore. If you people don't give a fuck then I sure as hell won't. All I really wanna do is just scream at you FUCK YOU.
FUCK. no. omg. i promised myself i wouldn't feel something for anyone ever again. i CAN'T feel this way, i've been hurt too much by other guys and i can't imagine getting hurt again but every time i look at your pictures i get butterflies and i don't even know if you feel the same way about me, i know you did once but i wonder if you still do... ug ... read more
i'd spent a year and a half rejecting you, putting you in the friend zone, saying it will never work between us, etc. then finally, when i actually start having feelings for you and we're about to go out, you completely drop me for an ugly fat bitchy girl. now i'm still in love with you and i don't know what to do.
what the fuck you can't post links? or any unauthorized words WTF
i need help with baby names!!! =) boys and girls names needed. with first and middle names, would like unique baby names. but if they're hard to pronounce, i would also need to know how to say them. thanks..
I hate fake people that don't do shit in the work place, and then try to make you look bad in order to look good...
I've got to talk to my pastor about this hate issue. Every time I see my dad, every time I hear his voice, all I see is red. All these horrendous thoughts keep creeping into my head and I have to force them out. All he'd have to do is say "I've been an ignorant, nasty, meanspirited son of a bitch. I'm sorry. Please forgive me," and I would. Instant ... read more
I really appreciate how you tell me you will go to lunch at a specific time and then bullshit around for 30-45 minutes. You still get to go to lunch at a resonable hour. Thanks bitch for not thinking about the people who have to work around you.
I would like to start off the day by saying, FUCK YOU STOCK MARKET!
I like him, and he claims he likes me, so why the fuck wont he make a move. He made more moves on me when we were just friends then he does now. Then that just made him seem like a perv, but still it was something. What the fuck is he waiting for. I wont stop him. Why wont he just fucking making a move on me! I've been waiting for way too long.
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