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If you've blown your chance what's the worst that happens? your not with him/her

if you stand up take a chance and look like a fool what's the worst that happens? your not with him/her

Life is to short not to take a chance to look like a fool! we are all just worm food in the end!!!

Yeah I think I officially blew my chance with him. Fml. Well how the f*** am I suppose to erase his eyes and the feeling he gave me that he was something special??? f*** me dry

MIDNIGHT SNACKS GIVE ME LIFE!!!

Why can't I find any software to get rid of some of these posts they have it for craigslist

I see our resident DIPSHIT

Is up and crapping all over the board!

maybe you should put down the bottle timmy toenails.

but then we all know you are Walter Cronkite ha ha ha

To bad you don't have a life! Just got back from a sixty mile ride what did you do today?

I suppose you will spend all your day crapping, doesn't your mouth ever get sore?

boy I'll bet it sure is brown!

STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT!!! GO KILL YOURSELF

I am a straight male but I find myself turned on by gay porn. I have been with women my whole life but never another male. I have watched straight porn and nothing turns me on about it. Is is this normal of me to feel this way?

I see our f** troll got bored with R&R's

You ever f*** a frog in the mouth feels good

I am a straight female but I find myself turned on by lesbian porn. I have been with men my whole life but never another female. I have watched straight porn and nothing turns me on about it. Is is this normal of me to feel this way?

EWWW Dad why is that boa constrictor coming out your a**? That's my pet!!!

I like it when the red water comes out.

Whats with all the sex posts lately? Ya bunch of horny toads lol.

Im goin to say this in the nicest way possible. Get off ur a** and update my f***ing grades u lazy motherfucking pieces of s***

Satan loves torturing fags it says so in the bible man shall not lay with man, YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK

Stop the sex talk it's not funny, really! I woke up this morning with my mom riding me, MOM why can't you control your urges?

I just caught my mom having sex with my younger brother....WHAT THE f*** DO I DO?!!??

You should try sticking your dick in a watermelon it's awfully wet in there

I truly enjoy sticking my penis in random things. I've done it to dogs, cats, most recently a car muffler...pretty much everything. I'm trying to stop because all of my friends think its weird (I've put it in a couple of them too, not always willingly). What do you think I should do? I talked to my church guidance counselor and he says that "You've got the devil inside you". Should I get an exorcism?

I just put my grandmothers Yorkie in the microwave... the yelps excited me. i only put her in for 30 seconds. shes not breathing what do i tell my grandma?