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Never accept reality, It lies!

I used to have superpowers But a therapist took them away.

Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.

I'm sorry mom, for holding your subconscious against you for fifteen years. I'm so sorry, I love you, I miss you. I want to be your baby again. I'm not mad, I've forgiven you, I've let it go. I am who I am because of my past and I love who I am. I'm so sorry

This site is NOT just about venting! sorry to burst your balloon, otherwise there would be NO comment section at all.
And you do have the option to disable comments at posting time, If you don't want the comment then don't invite it in.

it's about venting, sharing, laughing, crying, helping, being helped, and just plain old community,
helping an unknown friend when they are down and maybe lifting the spirits of those around you:)
Standing up against the forces that wou... read more

Desperately Frantically seeking my straight man.... ( Why does your mind always go there? you filthy pervert!:)

Broadcaster, writer, humorist, comedian. Seeks my straight person (Politically correct version)
Someone who can play off my talents so that we may achieve Martin and Lewis, Abbott and Costello, heights....
Humor can be clean or more adultish. But NO and I repeat NO HATRED! humor based on that is lost to begin with.
so please reply C/O Inner workings of a truly twis... read more

When in doubt, argue about EVERY SINGLE obvious generalization. Obviously, eevery time someone makes one they have to submit proof in written form, otherwise they are entirely wrong in every possible way.

Oh oh how I need you so.

Maybe if I accept that I'm f***ing alone now it won't hurt so much that she's gone. God why is it even worth the hurt? I just don't get it.

You're right. I have got no reason to be depressed... But that doesn't make it stop. I am depressed. It's not always about why or how or even what reason I have for being this way, but I'm depressed. So are you going to help, or are you going to complain?

I need someone to tell me it is going to be okay. I know it may not, the news keeps getting worse & worse, I just need something to carry me through for a few more days. Please...and thank you.

"My name's Blurryface and I care what you think"
-Twenty One Pilots

Sooo, homecoming is this week. I have a huge crush on this one guy. He's a little older than me but we get along really well. I wanna ask him to save me a dance but I told him a while ago that I don't dance. And I don't!!! I'm worried that he'll think i'm some weird person who lied to him. What should I do???

Youre only young once, but you can be immature forever!

Whoever uses the phrase Easy as taking candy from a baby, has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist

There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say What happened?.

Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes SAVE TREES on it.

WTH Why me???????????????????????????????????
IDK what the hell is going on here but this is like the third time this has happened!
I find a place to go, dispense a little advice make a few people laugh thats all I want!
But every time I find that about 2 to 3 weeks latter a pack of wild trolls descends
on that site and tears it to shreds. Its was not my intention to bring this on you.
I swear I am not a troll, But I dont seem to be able to fight them off so I leave that site... read more

What do you make of the situation when your relationship haven't been good for a short while and you have a talk with your partner, you worked things out and both agreed that "we are okay" at the end but he has mentioned in the middle that it might be good to stay friends for a while but doesn't actually say "let's breakup"? I didn't get to clarify why he did that. #relationshipproblems